A Boy Named Sue

The following was inspired by social critics such as Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, and Bill Maher, comedians who use(d) satire to harpoon the ridiculous status quo.

Hi, my name is Fragile Sue, and I’m a 4 year old ideologue snowflake princess. At least, that’s what I want to identify as. (In the next lunar cycle it may be a 90 year old non-binary Down’s Syndrome basement-dwelling sorcerer, but I digress.) Myself and others like me want to add two new letters to the fashionable “LGBTQIA+” acronym, namely “N”, for “Non-ageist”, and “P” for Princess. The “T” for “Transgender” is thankfully already included, acknowledging my sexual miss-identity, but there is currently no recognition for the age and title I would like recognition for.

My mental health would benefit if the acronym became “L-BANG-QTIP+”, and enshrouded in the legal enactment of a new Senate Bill protecting the right to be gendered and aged to my whims, and referred to by my preferred pronoun... which is “Lips” (Little Princess). If completed as requested, I promise not to off myself. But I’ll haul you up in front of a Human Rights tribunal for not complying. Cuz, well, the Canadian government’s mandate is to keep me from being offended by legally coercing everyone else.

It is easier these days for a boy to be named Sue than it was back in 1968, but let’s take it a step further. Thank you Wokeness!

Signed,

Fragile Sue. 

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K, that's some satire to let you know my thoughts on the matter. Here's my serious take on the issue:

The woke label is now worn as a badge of pride by those falling for the illusion that inclusivity of every imagined edge-of-society gender variation is somehow virtuous. Claims of compromised mental health, and even threats of suicide are enough for these extreme left-wingers to coddle the over-sensitive snowflake children that are a result of parents that fell for the hippy era "Dr. Spock" mentality, where discipline and boundaries are a thing of the past. We should be our children's parents damnit, not their friends.

That a child of 8 years can decide to physically change genders with surgery and hormone "therapy" with support of their parents and a highly politicized medical community, is proof that their "open mindedness" has caused their brains to leak out. Gender dysphoria should be treated as the anxiety disorder that it is, not used as justification for sex re-assignment. Or even on-a-whim gender fluidity for that matter.

This fad will pass, but not at the price of a shit load of fucked up entitled people who lay claim to privileges no other generation has ever known. It's an obvious symptom of a failing (and falling) empire, as these issues indicate a conceited narcissistic self-absorption that makes us SUCH an easy target by more disciplined and focused societies with goals far beyond their own egos.

Growing up, we always had girly boys, and butchy girls that were finding their identities as adolescents. They got over it and grew up, and even engaged in same-sex partnerships as adults. Love who you want I say. But denying biology and "identifying" as something you're not is just silliness. Taking it any further is a travesty, and a stark judgement on the condition of our society.

My opinion, not yours.